The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show Key G5 Verse 1: G5 C5 My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines G5 D5 She just wants my lovin all the time. G5 C5 When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for G5 D5 G5 to fill the void when I'm not by her side. Chorus C5 G5 A multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long A5 D5 with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table C5 G5 Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds A5 G5 the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs. Verse 2: G5 C5 So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique G5 D5 That takes my place when I'm not by her side. G5 C5 And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock G5 D5 G5 So I asked the clerk to show me what he had. Chorus 2: C5 G5 he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs A5 D5 A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet C5 G5 A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist A5 G5 and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off. Verse 3: G5 C5 And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly G5 D5 It was the one she wanted all along G5 C5 I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face G5 D5 G5 I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine. Chorus C5 G5 It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long A5 D5 with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table C5 G5 Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds A5 D5 that SOB will never be the same C5 G5 He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere A5 G5 And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.
