D do do do, d do do do, d do do do, d d do do do Intro D D/C# G A D do do do, d do do do, d do do do, d d do do do Verse 1 D A Such a big man, such a little chick. G A I think it all goes back to your tiny D A Pick-up truck in the driveway, G A With a sticker on the window "rest in peace number 3". D A Tell all your friends how you put her in her place G A G A 7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face,such a pretty face. Chorus D A G A It takes a tough man to slap her around. D A G A Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. G A B G She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass D A (stop) And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass. Intro (repeat) D D/C# G A Verse 2 D A Tell her that you're sorry,blame it on the beer G A Your dad was mean to you,your friends think D A you're an asshole,and I do too. G A Over compensatin' for your small shoes. D A Taking her away, but you won't say when. G A G A Hold her in your arms,tell her this won't happen again,when will this end? Chorus D A G A It takes a tough man to slap her around. D A G A Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. G A B G She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass D A (stop) And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your... Bridge B A G I wish Bruce Lee was here right now with his trusty nun ... B A G Chuck Norris is still alive,so let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger A G All the dudes from danger danger,let's get the A-Team A G 50 Cent with his bling-bling and a couple of prison guards Chorus D A G A It takes a tough man to slap her around. D A G A Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down. D A G A You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down B A B G She's wearing shades but we all see behind the tinted glass D A (Stop) And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass. Outro D A G A (99 biker friends,I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians) I hope that you can run fast, start runnin' now D A G A D (99 biker friends,I just wanna mention the 69 lesbians) we're gonna kick your ass
