Tempo : 135 bpm
Key : G


    F 
ANYA:This is the man that I plan to entangle.

F    G   G
Isn't he fine?

G6
 My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle.

G6          G   G
 Vengeance was mine.



Am/G               C7
 But I'm out of the biz.

   F                G
The name I made I'll trade for his.

   Am           C
The only trouble is...

G             G
 I'll never tell.


      F
XANDER:She is the one,

          F
She's such wonderful fun,

F      G          G        
Such passion and grace.

G6
 Warm in the night

               G6
 When I'm right in her tight embrace!

G6        G     G
 Tight embrace!



    Am/G              C7
I'll never let her go.

   F                   G
The love we've known can only grow.

       Am                C
There's just one thing that  -  no.

G           G
I'll never tell.


                           F         Am
XANDER&ANYA:'Cause there's  nothing to tell.



G  G   G
A:     He snores.
X:               She wheezes.


      G
A:Say "housework" and he freezes.

     G6                              ( Am )    D
X:She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

   Am
A:I talk, he breezes.

     F
X:She doesn't know what pleases.

     D                        Am     D
A:His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe.


       G D                Em   G/D
X&A:The vibe     gets kind of scary.

          C
X:Like she thinks I'm ordinary.

           C7
A:Like it's all just temporary.

          D
X:Like her toes are kind of hairy.

            Am      D7
X&A:But it's all very well.

      C         Em       G
'Cause god knows I'll never tell.



G   G       G
 A:       When things get rough he

      G
A:Just hides behind his Buffy

     G6
A:Now look he's gettin' huffy

           ( Am )         D
A:'Cause he knows that I know.

     Am
X:She clings, she's needy,

       F
X:She's also really greedy

     D
X:She nev-er ...            - This is
A:        His eyes are beady!

  Am7          D
X: my verse! Hello?    She-


G7( b9 )     C7     G7(b9)     C7
                    

G7(b9)    C7  Bb  A Bb A    
G7( b9 )    C7  G7( b9 )    C7  G7(b9)    C7
Bb  A Bb A   Bb  A Bb A
G    G+    G6    D
Am   F/A  Am6  Am7 Am7( b5 ) Am7


       G     D
X&A:You know...
                  Em               G/D
X:You're quite the charmer.
A:                       My knight in armor.
            C
X:You're the cutest of the Scoobies
           C7
X:With your lips as red as rubies.
          D
X:And your firm yet supple-

          G    C7  A   D9  G
X;Tight em-brace!


G   D/F#   Em7  C9/D


G    G     G
A:      He's swell.
X:                 She's sweller.
       G
A:He'll always be my feller.

        G6                             Am   D
X:That's why I'll never tell her that I'm  petrified.


      Am
A:I've read this tale.

         F
A:There's wedding then betrayal.

   D
A:I know there'll come the day

              Am     D
A:I'll want to run and hide.


     G      D             Em
X&A:I   lied,    I said it's easy.

    G         C          D
X&A:      I've   tried      but there's

         G6             G
X&A:these fears I can't quell.

    D                     F
X:Is she looking for a pot of gold?

        Em                 Em
A:Will I look good when I've gotten old?

          C
X:Will our lives become too stressful

        C7
X:If I'm never that successful?

        C
A:When I get so worn and wrinkly

        C7
A:That I look like David Brinkley?

      Am       D
X:Am I crazy?
A :            Am I dreamin'?


      A           D7
X:Am I marrying a  demon?

    D                         D7
X&A:We could really raise the beam

                         Am
X&A:In making marriage a hell!


    D  Am        Em         G     G
X&A:So  thank god I'll never tell.

    Em            Em         G   G
X&A:I    swear that I'll never tell.

  G     Em          G      G
X:       My lips are sealed.

  G     Em          G      G
A:       I take the fifth.

    Em         G    Em        G
X:   Nothin' to see. Move it along.

      C          Em   G     
X&A:  I'll never...    tell!