Intro: F5 A5 Bb5 x2 (Verse 1) F5 A5 Bb5 The Getaway Grandmother's Club is takin' a trip (to Branson) F5 A5 Bb5 Never been there before but they seen Youtube clips (World wide web) F5 A5 Bb5 My uncle Jerry says they're taking a bus (Greyhound) F5 A5 Bb5 But they'll be taking some shrooms so they ain't taking us (Chorus) F5 They'll be shroomin in Branson D5 C5 Taking a trip through the Galaxy Bb5 A5 But it's not for you and me G5 It's for the grandmas (Verse 2) F5 A5 Bb5 The Getaway Grandmother's Club is renting a suite (Red Roof) F5 A5 Bb5 Don't need no breakfast buffets, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and Stems) F5 A5 Bb5 Their pupils get wide while they're playing them slots (Mind melt) F5 A5 Bb5 And they won't call it a night until 7pm (Chorus) x2 F5 They'll be shroomin in Branson D5 C5 Taking a trip through the Galaxy Bb5 A5 But it's not for you and me G5 It's for the grandmas (Refrain) Eb5 Bb5 G5 Bb5 All the lights be dancing' (When your shroomin' in Branson) x3 Eb5 And the toads F#5 Toads A5 woah (Chorus) x2, up an octave F5 They'll be shroomin in Branson D5 C5 Taking a trip through the Galaxy Bb5 A5 But it's not for you and me It's for G5 (let ring) the grandmas F5 I heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith
