tabbed by Edgar Gonzalez Jr. [http://www.edgargonzalezjr.com] F Bb Ab Bb Boys wear overcoats in heat like this to keep themselves from showing. F Bb Ab Bb Girls fill out prescriptions for the tricks that keep their hearts from growing. F Bb Ab Bb Specialists review the year in tears and call for drastic measures: F Bb Ab Bb "Send them to resorts for boys and girls to get their whits together!" C# Ab Bb F# Sad, but true—the facts of life are bound to get you down. C# Ab Bb Oh what's the use, dear Jenny? Anyway, the world is pretty... F Bb Ab Bb Ashley talks to astronauts back home by way of fax transmission. F Bb Ab Bb Andy gets a new tattoo each time he gets that bathroom privelege. F Bb Ab Bb Weary, oh so drearily, we wave our flags into the camera. F Bb Ab Bb Amber goes the hotline, their all friends but no one ever asks her C# Ab Bb F# Sad, but true—the truth can turn your smile to a frown. C# Ab Bb Oh what's the use, dear Jenny? Anyway, the world is pretty upside-down... F Ab C# Bb The rates are better in the summer. F Ab C# Bb The rates are better in the summer. F Ab C# Bb Looks like old Jenny's doing better. F Ab C# Bb The rates are better in the summer. F Bb Ab Bb Back at home, the broadcast warning bounces off of an empty table. F Bb Ab Bb Jenny asks the astronauts to sleep with her behind the stable. F Bb Ab Bb Christmas hasn't been the same since Dad put in the central heating— F Bb Ab Bb checks you before bedtime with a battery to keep your new heart beating. C# Ab Bb F# And the world might turn a million times around before C# Ab Bb they tell you, Jenny. Anyway, the world is happy... Dm G Dm G Sometimes they let strangers in and other times they check their records; Dm G Dm G When they check out in the morning, Dad puts out the lie detectors. Dm G Dm G Jenny prays to gods she's never heard of for a special warning. Dm G Dm G All the walls stay dead as Jenny's head is but shes still observing. Bb F G Eb Sad to know the two of us might really make it through Bb F G oh what's the use, dear jenny? Anyway, the world is happy—world is sappy—world is happy you... D F Bb G The rates are better in the summer.... D F Bb G Looks like old Jenny's doing better... D F Bb
