C                  Fm 
bring two prix fixe dinners up 

I?ll unwrap the plastic cups 


        Am      F 
it?s just us my love 
        Am      Fm 
it?s just us my love 
C                    Fm 
I will make the room up nice 

put your insides all on ice 


Am            F 
it was real true love 
Am            Fm 
it was real true love 


Fm 
close all the windows 
    F#?       
put signs on the handles 
    Am                 F 
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns 
Am            F       
you have gone so far 
Am            Fm 
you have gone so far 
Fm 
and tonight 
       F#?              C 
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished) 


C                  Fm 
candles from the walmart that 

every city has to have 


Am               F 
that I bought last night 
Am               Fm 
that I bought last night 
C                  Fm 
I was so excited to 

do such normal things with you 


Am               F 
when you left last night 
Am                 Fm 
with your toothbrush dry 
Bb                        F 
no such details will spoil my plans 

that is the kind of girl I am 


C              Fm 
can you hear room 318...? 

man they?re really happening... 
        Am      F 
they?re a wild bunch 
        Am      Fm 
they?re a wild bunch 
Fm 
but if they just knew 
F#? 
what my night was coming too 
Am                   F 
god would they vomit and run 
       Am       F 
you have gone so far 
       Am        Fm 
you have gone too far 
    F 
So tonight 
          Fm   
it?s just me and the minibar 
F#? 
nobody else 
      Am                F 
and I sing at the top of my lungs 
      Am       F 
happy birthday us 
      Am       Fm 
happy birthday us