C5                  F5 
bring two prix fixe dinners up 

I?ll unwrap the plastic cups 


        A5      F5 
it?s just us my love 
        A5      F5 
it?s just us my love 
C5                    F5 
I will make the room up nice 

put your insides all on ice 


A5            F5 
it was real true love 
A5            F5 
it was real true love 


F5 
close all the windows 
    F#5       
put signs on the handles 
    A5                 F5 
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns 
A5            F5       
you have gone so far 
A5            F5 
you have gone so far 
F5 
and tonight 
       F#5              C5 
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished) 


C5                  F5 
candles from the walmart that 

every city has to have 


A5               F5 
that I bought last night 
A5               F5 
that I bought last night 
C5                  F5 
I was so excited to 

do such normal things with you 


A5               F5 
when you left last night 
A5                 F5 
with your toothbrush dry 
Bb5                        F5 
no such details will spoil my plans 

that is the kind of girl I am 


C5              F5 
can you hear room 318...? 

man they?re really happening... 
        A5      F5 
they?re a wild bunch 
        A5      F5 
they?re a wild bunch 
F5 
but if they just knew 
F#5 
what my night was coming too 
A5                   F5 
god would they vomit and run 
       A5       F5 
you have gone so far 
       A5        F5 
you have gone too far 
    F5 
So tonight 
          F5   
it?s just me and the minibar 
F#5 
nobody else 
      A5                F5 
and I sing at the top of my lungs 
      A5       F5 
happy birthday us 
      A5       F5 
happy birthday us