G (320003@1)                    Em (022000@1)Cyou (x32010@1)pulled up at the house at half past seven in your '69 impala, you shook hands with 
father

                  G (320003@1)                                                         
 Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)we stopped off at the drugstore by the drive-in for some trojans and a six pack.

                                                               Am (x02210@1)Cstill, (x32010@1)your eyes kept wandering back to her. it's always her.

                                                                                 Dso, (xx0232@1)let's get one thing straightened out here, sir.

            C (x32010@1)                                 D (xx0232@1)                    
  G (320003@1)                  Emif (022000@1)you think you're seeing double let me save you some trouble.

C (x32010@1)                              D (xx0232@1)                             
                          Emthis (022000@1)ain't no two for one buy in here, mister.

C (x32010@1)                                             D (xx0232@1)                    
       G (320003@1)                         Em (022000@1)                     
            Dcause (xx0232@1)i'm much more than just that shy. i've had enough two-timing guys who only want me cause

G (320003@1)                      Em (022000@1)they want my sister.

G (320003@1)                                                         D (xx0232@1)        
                                        Em (022000@1)                                   
 Cmy (x32010@1)eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine. and the tattoo on her lower 
exactly just like mine.

G (320003@1)                                                                             
 Dbut (xx0232@1)if you look beneath the surface, we're as different as can be.


Em (022000@1)                                                                            
                C (x32010@1)                                           Amcause (x02210@1)there is just one heart that beats for you and that heart belongs to me. and not her.


Cit's (x32010@1)always her.
                                                                            Dso, (xx0232@1)let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl.


CHORUS

Em (022000@1)                                                                    
                                                         Gand (320003@1)if tomorrow you should die, my sister would not bat an eye. she doesn't even know 
name.

D (xx0232@1)                                                           Em (022000@1)     
                                     C (x32010@1)                                       
      G (320003@1)she's going with some other guy. as long as she is still around i will always have a 
of doubt.

                                                                Di (xx0232@1)need to know your love is real, but how?


CHORUS

G (320003@1)                                                                       
                                             Em (022000@1)                                   Cwe're (x32010@1)all dressed up. the flowers sure are pretty. mother pays her last respects. i look 
no

                                             G (320003@1)                                
                   D (xx0232@1)                    Em (022000@1)one suspects that it was me who put the drain-o in her coffee. and now that she is underground

          C (x32010@1)                                                              
                       C (x32010@1)i'll know that you're not hanging around for her. no, not for her.

G (320003@1)                                                               Dand (xx0232@1)now i'll know your love is true for sure.


C*    (do not strum)                                                         
                             Git (320003@1)pains my heart to think of her a rotting, stinking, maggot infested, bloated and 
corpse

Em (022000@1)beneath the earth.

C* (begin strumming again)                                D (xx0232@1)          
                     Gyou (320003@1)can't imagine just how much i miss her.

C (x32010@1)                              D (xx0232@1)                                 Gbut (320003@1)now i know you want me, not my sister.