C D G Em C D G G D You pulled up at the house at half past seven, Em C In your ‘69 Impala, shook hands with my father, G D And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in, Em For some Trojans and a six-pack, C Am Still your eyes kept wandering back to her, C It’s always her D So let’s get one thing straightened out here, sir Chorus C D If you think you’re seeing double G Em Let me save you some trouble C D G This ain’t no two-for-one bargain here, mister C D ‘Cause I’m much more than just twice shy G Em I’ve had enough two-timing guys C D G Who only want me ‘cause they want my sister D My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine, Em C And the tattoo on her lower back’s exactly just like mine G But, if you look beneath the surface, D We’re as different as can be, Em ‘Cause there’s just one heart that beats for you C And that heart belongs to me Am C And not to her, it’s always her D So let’s get one thing straight if I’m your girl Chorus Em And if tomorrow you should die C My sister would not bat an eye G She doesn’t even know your name D She’s going with some other guy Em As long as she is still around C I’ll always have a trace of doubt D I need to know your love is real, but how? G D We’re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty Em Mother pays her last respects C I look around, no one suspects G D That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee Em And now that she is underground C I’ll know that you’re not hanging ‘round Am C For her, no, not for her D G And now I’ll know your love is true for sure C D It pains my heart to think of her G A rotting, stinking, maggot-infested, Em Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth C D Em You can’t imagine just how much I miss her, C D G But now I know you want me, not my sister.
