G                                                   
                     Em  C
you pulled up at the house at half past seven in your '69 impala, you shook hands with 
father

                  G                                                           
 Em   C
and we stopped off at the drugstore by the drive-in for some trojans and a six pack.

                                                               Am  C
still, your eyes kept wandering back to her. it's always her.

                                                                                 D
so, let's get one thing straightened out here, sir.

            C                                   D                      
  G                    Em
if you think you're seeing double let me save you some trouble.

C                                D                               
                          Em
this ain't no two for one buy in here, mister.

C                                               D                      
       G                           Em                       
            D
cause i'm much more than just that shy. i've had enough two-timing guys who only want me cause

G                        Em
 they want my sister.

G                                                           D          
                                        Em                                     
 C
my eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine. and the tattoo on her lower 
exactly just like mine.

G                                                                               
 D
but if you look beneath the surface, we're as different as can be.


Em                                                                              
                C                                             Am
cause there is just one heart that beats for you and that heart belongs to me. and not her.


C
it's always her.
                                                                            D
so, let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl.


CHORUS

Em                                                                      
                                                         G
and if tomorrow you should die, my sister would not bat an eye. she doesn't even know 
name.

D                                                             Em       
                                     C                                         
      G
 she's going with some other guy. as long as she is still around i will always have a 
of doubt.

                                                                D
i need to know your love is real, but how?


CHORUS

G                                                                         
                                             Em                                     C
we're all dressed up. the flowers sure are pretty. mother pays her last respects. i look 
no

                                             G                                  
                   D                      Em
 one suspects that it was me who put the drain-o in her coffee. and now that she is underground

          C                                                                
                       C
 i'll know that you're not hanging around for her. no, not for her.

G                                                                 D
and now i'll know your love is true for sure.


C*    (do not strum)                                                         
                             G
it pains my heart to think of her a rotting, stinking, maggot infested, bloated and 
corpse

Em
 beneath the earth.

C* (begin strumming again)                                D            
                     G
you can't imagine just how much i miss her.

C                                D                                   G
but now i know you want me, not my sister.