A5 Have you ever been to American wedding? C5 Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring? D5 Where is the musicans that got the taste? A5 Where is the supply that gonna last three days? A5 Where is the band that like Fanfare. C5 Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours D5 A5 da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da A5 Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta! C5 Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta! D5 taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! taran-tara-ta-ta! A5 taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta! A5 Instead it's one in the mornin' C5 and DJ is patchin' up the chords D5 Everybody's full of cake A5 Staring at the floor A5 Proper couples start to mumble C5 That it's time to go D5 People gotta get up early A5 Yep, they gotta go Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta! Taa, taran-tara-ta-ta! taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta! taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta! Eh, People gotta get up early And she's got a boyfriend And this whole fucking thing Is one huge disappointment! And nothing gets these bitches going Not even Gypsy Kings! Nobody talks about my Supertheory Of Supereverything! So be Donald Trump Or be an anarchist Make sure that your wedding Doesn't end up like this Tuuuu, turu-tutu-tutu. Taaaa, turu-tutu-tutu. mmmmmm...turu-tutu-tutu. mmmmmm...turu-tutu-tutu. I understand the cultures Of a different kind But here worst celebration Just doesn't come to mind TAA!! , taran-tar?-ta-ta! TAAA!!, taran-tar?-ta-ta! taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! taran-tar?-ta-ta! taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! taran-tar?-ta-ta! Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? Where is the musicans that got the taste? Where is the supply that gonna last three days? Where is the band that like Fanfare. Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! TAAAAA!!, taran-tar?-ta-ta! TAAAAA!!, taran-tar?-ta-ta! taran-taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta! super taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta! super taran-taran-tara-tatan! super taranta-ta! super taran-taran-ta-ta! super taranta-ta! super taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-taran-ta! poo-poom cow, poo-poom cow!! poo-poom-poo-poo-poo-poom cow!!