Wasted Rock Ranger
by Great White

This is the B-side to the Once Bitten Twice Shy single that came out many years ago.  It has been stuck in 
head for some time now.  I hope you all get a kick out of it as well.  It sounds great on an acoustic.  
anyone knows another way to play I would love to hear your suggestions.

GWell, (320003@1)I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger
			     DOn (xx0232@1)the road to find a higher high

DI (xx0232@1)don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection,
				    GMy (320003@1)out of tune Les Paul will get me by

GI've (320003@1)been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when
		          DI (xx0232@1)ever had a dollar to my name

DMy (xx0232@1)ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head
				   GFrom (320003@1)snorting too much crystal and cocaine

GI (320003@1)have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast
			     DAssorted (xx0232@1)snorts of powder in between

DI (xx0232@1)don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high
			    GIt's (320003@1)the only way I keep my sanity

GFrom (320003@1)Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill
				   DA (xx0232@1)thousand empty bottles earned my name

DEndless (xx0232@1)dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands
			           GAnd (320003@1)all the local groupies lay the same

GWell (320003@1)I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob
		     DWife (xx0232@1)or family, true security

DBut (xx0232@1)I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind
				     G'Cause (320003@1)Rock & Roll is in my blood to stay (among other things...)

GHey! (320003@1)You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger
			            DSing (xx0232@1)this song and follow it to the end

DAnd (xx0232@1)when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun**
			      GAnd (320003@1)go and visit Jimi and his friends

(whistle)x4
(solo)x8

GHey! (320003@1)You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger
			               DSing (xx0232@1)this song and follow it 'till the end

DAnd (xx0232@1)when we reach number one  **We'll all overdose for fun**
				     GAnd (320003@1)we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends  (Yee-Haa)