E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)I'd like to do some calculations E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)In the hopes that I'll come to some realizations. C#m (x13321@4)My mind is not what it used to be, B (x2444x@1)That certainly isn't news to me, C#m (x13321@4)But I want to know how my life was spent A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)Now that I know that I'm near the end. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)So I add, subtract, multiply, and divide E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)To try and figure out what I did with my life. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)I spent twenty-seven years in my bed, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1)I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1)And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing. C#m (x13321@4)I spent twenty-five years working for a guy, B (x2444x@1)That I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die, A (x02220@1)But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)So I guess it all makes sense at the end. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)I spent nearly a full year masturbating, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)Second only to the year we spent copulating. C#m (x13321@4)I know you're not a fan of this vulgarity, B (x2444x@1)But completeness is important for full clarity. C#m (x13321@4)I spent more than seven years watching television, A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)And how could I not regret that decision, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)But I don't think that I'll ever know how much time, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)I did or didn't spend lookin' into your eyes. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)I spent twenty-seven years in my bed, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1)I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1)And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing. C#m (x13321@4)I spent twenty-five years working for a guy, B (x2444x@1)That I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die, A (x02220@1)But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)So I guess it all makes sense at the end. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)I've never known any way but numbers and sums E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1)To understand what we are and what we have become, C#m (x13321@4)But like numbers are perfect, that's how this has been for me, B (x2444x@1)And I hope that I still give you everything you need. C#m (x13321@4)Eighty years alive and four eating food. A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)Five reading books and fifty-seven with you. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)Two eyes, one nose, one smile, one life. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)It somehow isn't ever quite enough time. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)I spent twenty-seven years in my bed, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1)And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead. E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1)I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing, E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1) B (x2444x@1)And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing. C#m (x13321@4)I spent twenty-five years working for a guy, B (x2444x@1)That I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die, A (x02220@1)But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)So I guess it all makes sense at the end. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)Oh, I guess it all makes sense at the end. E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) E (022100@1)Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end.
