Here's another funny Hank Green, the musical half of the "vlogbrothers"
song off his 2009 album "This Machine Pwns N00bs". This is probably the
funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play
in every single line of the song. If you have issues with Hanks signature
spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song
and try to play along. And, when you've made your final judgement on the
tab, please rate and comment.
Standard Tuning
Intro:
Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.
Verse 1:
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CBut (x32010@1)then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,
Chorus:
C (x32010@1) Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CAnd (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CYeah, (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
Verse 2:
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CThe (x32010@1)human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,
Chorus:
C (x32010@1) Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CAnd (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CYeah, (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
Verse 3:
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CI (x32010@1)forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CIt's (x32010@1)just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CIf (x32010@1)you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GThe (320003@1)pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,
Chorus:
C (x32010@1) Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) G (320003@1) CAnd (x32010@1)the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CAnd (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CYeah, (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CYeah, (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G CYeah, (x32010@1)I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
And that should be that for "Mules Are So Half Ass" by Hank Green. And
remember, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and
leave a comment. And feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of
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-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
