***CAPO 1*** RHETT&LINK C5 Hank do you remember when all of Georgia fled F5 that flood that left thousands homeless and seven dead G5 But while those people drowned and their houses went adrift G5 C5 The news was all about Kanye west....and Taylor swift HANK C5 RHETT&LINK, where I really see the news media failin F5 every time anyone mentions...Sarah Palin G5 They dispatch a dozen camera crews every time she poos G5 C5 While I can't escape the feeling she's just not news RHETT & LINK C5 And the swine flu, while a killer, got more love than it needed F5 Killing 4,000 people while the normal flu, unheeded G5 Kills 60,000 people year in and year out G5 C5 People like to have something to freak out about HANK C5 And what about Michael Phelps marijuana scandal F5 Just one picture and the media flew off their handle G5 He did the exact same thing as our last three presidents G5 C5 I don't think our priorities make much sense ALL F5 C5 So Many important things happened this year friend G5 C5 Iran's Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in F5 C5 But to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb G5 C5 R&L: And we can only hope that we're not the only ones G5 C5 Hank: yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones. HANK C5 I don't think the crappy news gets any better than F5 The scandals of Tiger Woods and David Letterman G5 It turns out rich guys cheat on their wives G5 C5 That wasn't news in the year twenty five RHETT&LINK C5 And one of the biggest stories of the whole entire year F5 Is that Susan Boyle could sing and bring an audience to tears G5 With all the pretty people auto-tuned, we forgot G5 C5 You don't have to be hot to The talent Britain's got HANK C5 And I still laugh any time I see some poor braggart F5 Proudly holding up a sign proclaiming he's a tea bagger G5 Besides any confusion about the revolution G5 C5 I think no matter what they mean the news was an illusion ALL F5 C5 So Many important things happened this year friend G5 C5 Iran's Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in F5 C5 But to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb G5 C5 R&L: And we can only hope that we're not the only ones G5 C5 Hank: yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones. C5 HANK: And I think we three can all agree, the biggest load of poo F5 R&L: Was that balloon boy falcon who was not in the balloon G5 HANK: Just another year where we kept the world alive G5 C5 R&L: We didn't pay attention but we somehow didn't die ALL F5 C5 So Many important things happened this year friend G5 C5 Iran's Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in F5 C5 But to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb G5 C5 All: And we can only hope that we're not the only ones G5 C5 All: yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones. G5 But since they're still reporting it...we just might be C5 the only ones. Nerdfighters, much...?
