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C5                  G5
Slowest romance in rock 'n roll

C5                         G5
The sound of hipsters growin' old

D5                    C5
We cuddle before we fuck

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Discouraged but we're not givin' up




C5                           G5
I take a look at what might be

C5                          G5
A million girls lookin' at me

D5                                    C5
They want the doctor but can't be the nurse

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Leavin' like a kissing booth in reverse




C5                                 G5
I'm boring and you're puttin' on weight

C5                      G5
We'll peak when we are 28

D5                  C5
A year for me and five in your past

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But I feel it comin' on fast




C5                          G5
I'm glad we made it out alive

C5          G5
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

C5          G5
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

D5           C5
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh

D5        C5  E5  A5
Ohhhhhhh Ooooohhhh




C5                  G5
I've an ex that's for sure

C5                   G5
I gave my youth to her

D5                     C5
I started late but so whut!

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Number of lovers is not how I judge




C5                       G5
Promise not to talk to much

C5                                    G5
You made me promise we'll keep goin' dutch

D5                     C5
I only see you once a week

D5                                C5    E5   A5
But it's better than now or a kiss on the cheek




C5               G5
So take me as I am

C5                   G5
I'm too tired to pretend

D5                        C5
And I'll take you as you are

D5                          C5  E5   A5
'cause I'm dyin' to know just how far......