Key: D

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: D- - A- - D- - G-- x2


Verse 1:
D5      A5    D5     G5
I went to a party last night
D5         A5        G5
What sick things I saw
D5       A5
Makeout sessions and 
D5       G5
bicycle messengers
D5         A5          G5
Punks and art school dropouts


Interlude: D5 - A5 - D5 - G-


Verse 2:
D5       A5       D5     G5
I ran into this guy I knew
    D5      A5       G5
But hadn't seen in years
D5       A5        D5
We went into the neon 
G5            D5      A5      G5
kitchen and stole a couple beers


Chorus 1:
   A5        B5              G5
He said his girl had dumped him
    D5          A5      G5
But there was another guy
   A5         B5
He said that he still 
G5         D5           A5
liked her All I could say was
D5           A5
All I could say was
D5           A5
All I could say was
 D5   A5      D5      G5
"Why why oh why oh why
D5         A5           G5
Why is it always like this?
       D5          A5
Either you're too mean
   D5          G5
or you're too nice"
   D5
He said "I even
A5          G5
cooked her breakfast"


Post Chorus: Guitar Solo
D--A--D--G-- x2


Verse 3:
      D5    A5        D5      G5
So we went into the living room
D5           A5        G5
Someone was blasting Zeppelin
   D5       A5
It sounded good
  D5     G5
I felt ashamed
D      A     G--
I knew every drum fill


Verse 4:
D5  A5   D5           G5
Anyway there she's sat
D5       A5            G5
Totally kissing this guy
D5           A5
They looked good I 
D5            G5
mean like in love
D5        A5           G5
Then I remembered my friend


Chorus 2:
   A5
He said "How 
B5        G5
could you do this?"
    D5
You said that you 
A5            G5
needed your space
     A5
He's wearing the 
B5           G5
shirt that I gave you"
D5        A5
Then she said
D5        A5
Then she said
D5        A5
Then she said
 D5   A5      D5      G5
"Why why oh why oh why
D5           A5      G5
Why are you always like this?
   D5          A5
If I'm having fun then
     D5             G5
it's breaking your heart
  D5         A5
Besides you said 
        G5
I could have it"


Outro: Guitar Solo
D- - A- - D- - G- - D- - A- - D- - G--

D5        A5           G(hold)
Then the cops showed up