"Puff The Magic Tampon" - Written by John Valby
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
http://www.johnvalbynation.com/
Chords by Maniac1075

A (x02220@1)            C#9 (x4344x@1)PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON  
D (xx0232@1)            A (x02220@1)LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S 
D (xx0232@1)                A (x02220@1)                 F#9 (xx2122@1)   B9 (x2122x@1)      E (022100@1)AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE

A (x02220@1)            C#9 (x4344x@1)       D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1)PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE 
D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)                 F#9 (xx2122@1)       B9 (x2122x@1)   E (022100@1)MADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE

A (x02220@1)           C#9 (x4344x@1)      D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1)LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF 
   E (022100@1)                    A (x02220@1)HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED 
   F# (244322@1)     B9 (x2122x@1)E (022100@1)HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH

A (x02220@1)             C#9 (x4344x@1)     D (xx0232@1)           E (022100@1)THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK 
    D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1)BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH  
          F#9 (xx2122@1)    B9 (x2122x@1)  E (022100@1)HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK

A (x02220@1)            C#m (x13321@4)   D (xx0232@1)              A (x02220@1)PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES 
    D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)               F# (244322@1)    B9 (x2122x@1)     E (022100@1)AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE

A (x02220@1)            C#9 (x4344x@1)       D (xx0232@1)                 A (x02220@1)PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN 
    D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN  
F#9 (xx2122@1)   E (022100@1)   AKELLOGG'S (x02220@1)RAISIN BRAN
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