Intro D

DIt's (xx0232@1)your birthday today,

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
                Gthat (320003@1)twenty-one years ago on this day,
           A (x02220@1)                                        D (xx0232@1)   
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face,

Dand (xx0232@1)nine months before that magical day,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
              Gand (320003@1)they were having a good time,
                      Dthey (xx0232@1)were dancing and drinking wine,

Dand (xx0232@1)when they got home they were horny as hell,

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed,
      Gand (320003@1)he tore her panties off,
                  Dand (xx0232@1)his penis was hard as a rock,

Dand (xx0232@1)then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
        Gso (320003@1)they formed a sixty-nine,
                     Dand (xx0232@1)your mom came at least three times,

Dand (xx0232@1)then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,
            Gand (320003@1)when he realized his mistake,
         A (x02220@1)                     Dhe (xx0232@1)had ejaculated and it was too late,

G (320003@1)     Aand (x02220@1)then your mom got pregnant,
         Bm (x24432@1)        Dand (xx0232@1)your dad started crying,
               G (320003@1)           Ahe (x02220@1)wanted your mom to get an abortion,
         Bm (x24432@1)         Dbut (xx0232@1)your mom wanted a child,
    G (320003@1)               Aand (x02220@1)nine months later you were born,
    G (320003@1)                    A (x02220@1)             Dand (xx0232@1)five months later your parents got a divorce