Great song by comedian Jon Lajoie, the chords version on here was close, but not quite 
perfect and didn't have the melodic intro and bridge part, I've tabbed it in a way that 
works well on an acoustic guitar.

Melody:
--------------------0---------|
-2--2---2--5--3--2--2---------|
-2--2h4-2-----------1----X2---|
-2--2---------------2---------|
-0--0---------------0---------|
------------------------------|

Verses:

-0---4---2---2--0---|
-2---5---2---3--0---|
-2---6---2---2--1---|    X 2
-2---6---4---0--2---|
-0---4---4------2---|
---------2------0---|

Chorus:
I have no...

-0---0---2--0------------------------|
-2---2---3--2------------------------|
-2---1---2--2------------------------|
-2---2---0--2------------------------|
-0---0------0------------------------|
-------------------------------------|

I also lost...

-0--2--0--------0-----0-----|
-0--3--2--------0-----2-----|
-1--2--2--------1-----2-----|
-2--0--2--------2-----2-----|
-2-----0--------2-----0-----|
-0--------------0-----------|

MELODY: (A Amaj7)

VERSE

CHORUS

(Distorted Tone)
... ways
------------------|
-----------7-7----|
-6-6-6-6-6-7-7----|
-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----| Repeat
-7-7-7-7-7-5-5----|
-5-5-5-5-5--------|

Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock
                     DI'm (xx0232@1)still Johnny from the Block
            AO-o-oh (x02220@1)yeah

I'd say this is 99% right, hope you enjoy it; it's a great song.

Peace

John Cammies