Intro:

Bm, A, Bm, A


e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-----------------2-4--2h-5p--2h4--|
D|----------2-4--5------------------|
A|--2--4-5--------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

[Verse 1]

Bm (x24432@1)        AI (x02220@1)can run a hundred miles
    Bm (x24432@1)              Awithout (x02220@1)stoppin' for rest
Bm (x24432@1)              AI (x02220@1)can stay under water for
      Bm (x24432@1)                 Afive (x02220@1)minutes on a single breath

[Bridge]

GWhen (320003@1)I focus my mind I
Aalways (x02220@1)reach my goal
G (320003@1)But there's one thing
             AI (x02220@1)cannot control...


[CHORUS]

            D (xx0232@1)   Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)come too fast!
            D7 (xx0212@1)   GI (320003@1)come too fa-A-A-ast!
   AA (x02220@1)couple strokes and my
 G5erection (355xxx@1)is a
A (x02220@1)            D (xx0232@1)thing of the past

            D (xx0232@1)   Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)come too fast!
            D7 (xx0212@1)   GI (320003@1)come too fa-A-A-ast!
   ASometimes (x02220@1)it's even
 G5game (355xxx@1)over
A (x02220@1)            Dbefore (xx0232@1)I take off my pants


[Verse 2]

Bm (x24432@1)              AI've (x02220@1)read all the articles
    Bm (x24432@1)              Aand (x02220@1)I've tried every trick
Bm (x24432@1)                  AThinking (x02220@1)of Sports or naked
      Bm (x24432@1)                 ACathy (x02220@1)Bates in About Schmidt

[Bridge]

GIf (320003@1)the girl's on top sometimes I'll
Alast (x02220@1)a minute or two
G (320003@1)But if we doggie-style
             Aoh (x02220@1)man I'm schrewed!


[CHORUS]

            D (xx0232@1)   Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)come too fast!
            D7 (xx0212@1)   GI (320003@1)come too fa-A-A-ast!
   AI (x02220@1)carry a spare pare of
 G5underwear (355xxx@1)in case a
A (x02220@1)             D (xx0232@1)girl sits on my lap

            D (xx0232@1)   Dmaj7I (xx0222@1)come too fast!
            D7 (xx0212@1)   GI (320003@1)come too fa-A-A-ast!
   AI (x02220@1)swear I'll even shoot
 G5my (355xxx@1)load... if a
A (x02220@1)             D (xx0232@1)fly lands on my shaft.


Dm Am D
Oooooh...

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