TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie

CAPO:	6th
CHORDS: Em D C G

Em (022000@1)        D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)               DI (xx0232@1)can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em (022000@1)            D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)               DI (xx0232@1)can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C (x32010@1)                   DWhen (xx0232@1)I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C (x32010@1)                              DBut (xx0232@1)there's one thing I cannot control

        GI (320003@1)come too fast
        EmI (022000@1)come too fast
  D (xx0232@1)                   Em (022000@1)     
A couple strokes and my erection
     D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)  
Is a thing of the past
        GI (320003@1)come too fast
        EmI (022000@1)come too fast
   D (xx0232@1)              Em (022000@1)     
Sometimes it's even game over
D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)         
Before I take off my pants

Em (022000@1)              D (xx0232@1)          Em (022000@1)             DI've (xx0232@1)read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em (022000@1)                    D (xx0232@1)          Em (022000@1)           DThinking (xx0232@1)of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C (x32010@1)                                     DIf (xx0232@1)the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C (x32010@1)                               DBut (xx0232@1)if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed

        GI (320003@1)come too fast
        EmI (022000@1)come too fast
 D (xx0232@1)                    Em (022000@1)      
I carry a spare pair of underwear
    D (xx0232@1)                   G (320003@1) 
In case a girl sits on my lap
        GI (320003@1)come too fast
        EmI (022000@1)come too fast
   D (xx0232@1)                  Em (022000@1)    
I swear I'll even shoot my load
     D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)    
If a fly lands on my shaft

G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GOh~-oh~-oh~ (320003@1)

Oh, damn it