TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie

CAPO: 6th

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I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
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I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
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When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
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But there's one thing I cannot control

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I come too fast
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I come too fast
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A couple strokes and my erection
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Is a thing of the past
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I come too fast
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I come too fast
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Sometimes it's even game over
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Before I take off my pants

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I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
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Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
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If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
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But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed

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I come too fast
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I come too fast
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I carry a spare pair of underwear
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In case a girl sits on my lap
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I come too fast
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I come too fast
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I swear I'll even shoot my load
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If a fly lands on my shaft

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Oh~-oh~-oh~


Oh, damn it