CAPO 5 G I know you stole my panties C G 'Cause I've got the matching bra G My girlfriend said she saw you out D With my favorite red dress on Em D She said you were dancing in my C G Black snake skin flats A Acting like a stripper and you D Didn't even match C G You want a five finger discount D Em But nothing in life is free C G How 'bout you work hard for you want D Instead of lifting it from me Em If it'd help just a little D I'll give you the middle C G And help you cut the cost C G Can't give you a five finger discount D Em - D But here's twenty percent off G I can't believe what you've done to me C G After letting you in my house G Who knew you were casing the joint D While sleeping on my couch Em D I'm sure you'll find forgiveness C G Yeah, I'm willing to bet A 'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace D Hanging 'round your neck C G You want a five finger discount D Em But nothing in life is free C G How 'bout you work hard for you want D Instead of lifting it from me Em If it'd help just a little D I'll give you the middle C G And help you cut the cost C G Can't give you a five finger discount D Em - D But here's twenty percent off D - stop The cops ain't gonna help me D - stop This town is pretty small D - stop I'm gonna find out when I find you D - stop That pretty girls can brawl C G You want a five finger discount D Em But nothing in life is free C G Well you better hope that karma ain't D A bigger bitch than me Em If it'd help just a little D I'll give you the middle C G And help you cut the cost C G Can't give you a five finger discount D Em But here's twenty percent off C G Can't give you a five finger discount D G But here's twenty percent off
