C5    F5    G5    C5 

C5
She don't like her eggs all runny 

She thinks crossin' her legs is funny 
    F5
She looks down her nose at money 
    C5
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny 
G5
She's my baby 

I'm her honey 
                        C5  G5 C5
I'm never gonna let her go 
C5
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays 

I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies 
   F5
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done 
C5
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen 
G5
He's my baby 

And I'm his honey 
                    C5  G5 C5
Never gonna let him go 
 
Chorus: 
            
In spite of Fourselves 
                            C5
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
            G5
Against all odds 
                          C5     G5 C5
Honey, we're the big door prize 
            F5
We're gonna spite our noses 
                 C5
Right off of our faces 

There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts 
               C5     G5 C5
Dancin' in our eyes. 
C5
She thinks all my jokes are corny 

Convict movies make her horny 
    F5
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs 
C5
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs 
G5
She takes a lickin' 

And keeps on tickin' 
                        C5   G5 C5
I'm never gonna let her go.
C5
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey 

He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie 
F5
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon 
C5
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon 
G5
He's my baby 

I don't mean maybe 
                    C5  G5 C5
Never gonna let him go 
 
Chorus 
                                   G5
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
               C5     G5 C5
Dancin' in our eyes. 
                                   G5
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
               C5      G5 F5 C5
Dancin' in our eyes.