C , Am , F7M *, C

      C            Am                F7M *      C
That girl is giving you the eye, and I and I and I
             C                   Am
Don't like it how she makes you laugh so much
    F7M *               C     
How when you're talking, that you touch
She's instantly more pretty and more interesting than me
She is thinking before she speaks
She is not all red and angry
I bet she doesn't like to eat
I bet her feet don't even stink!
I know your eyes are just for me, but...
           
          C                Am
Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
          F7M *           C
And I will die, and I will think up
           C               Am 
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
            F7M *          C
And you will never touch my hand
(x2)

Tonight we have not got on well
I know I have given you hell
I wish, we should have stayed at home
'Cause now I'm standing on my own
And you are having a nice time 
With a girl I really don't like
I know your eyes are just for mine, but...

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die, and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand...
(x2)

    Am    G                    C   F7M *              
And Baby please don't break my heart
         Am          G         C  F7M *  
Because you are the only one I love
Am              G             C    F7M *
I'll be by your side till the very end
       Am        G     C  F7M *
'Cause you're my only friend

Am , C

Kiss that girl and I will shrink up
And I will die, and I will think up
A thousand ways that I can hurt you
And you will never touch my hand...
(x2)