CTen (x32010@1)days in Bali, got four days to go ten days of terror cos im glued to the throne,
       F (133211@1)                    C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1)               G7And (320001@1)im shittin' in litres and firin' both ends, i'll never shit solid again.

CAnd (x32010@1)its cost me a fortune for this holiday, stead of pissin' it up,

christ, im shittin' it away.

         F (133211@1)                       C (x32010@1)           Am (x02210@1)         D (xx0232@1)        G7 (320001@1)   Ccause (x32010@1)im glued to the loo while my mates are out raving, i'll never shit solid again.


     F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)           G7 (320001@1)                 CI'll (x32010@1)never shit solid again, or hold anything down for as long as i live,
         F (133211@1)                      C (x32010@1)       Am (x02210@1)        D (xx0232@1)        G7 (320001@1)   Ccause (x32010@1)me arse is jammed open from freckle fatigue, i'll never shit solid again.


CI (x32010@1)called mum back home, she said mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to

thicken it up,

         F (133211@1)                         C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)        D (xx0232@1)               G7then (320001@1)she pissed her self laughin and hung up the phone, i'll never shit solid again.


CJust (x32010@1)had a crap and im wiping me ring, havent quite finished, start spewin' again,
       F (133211@1)                C (x32010@1)           Am (x02210@1)       D (xx0232@1)        G7 (320001@1)   CJesus, (x32010@1)hope i remember to use the right hand, i'll never shit solid again.

     F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)           G7 (320001@1)               Ci'll (x32010@1)never shit solid again, so i'll rig up a faucet to stick up me ring,
   F (133211@1)                      C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)        D (xx0232@1)        G7 (320001@1)   Cat (x32010@1)least when i fart i wont splatter me jeans, i'll never shit solid again.

CI'm (x32010@1)doin' cartwheels as i try to guess, a crap or a chunder christ whats comin' next,
        F (133211@1)                         C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)      D (xx0232@1)               G7will (320001@1)it spray through me fingers or run down me leg, i'll never shit solid again.

Cslipped (x32010@1)on some shit a foot thick on the floor, skidded arse over tit,

then i spewed a bit more,

      F (133211@1)                            C (x32010@1)          Am (x02210@1)     D (xx0232@1)        G7 (320001@1)   CNow (x32010@1)i gotta sift through it cause me denture fell in, i'll never shit solid again.

     F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)      G7 (320001@1)                     CI'll (x32010@1)never shit solid again, me rings hanging out and me guts have caved in,
        F (133211@1)                       C (x32010@1)            Ami'll (x02210@1)be buried in a bucket and me mates will all sing.....................

         D (xx0232@1)        G7 (320001@1)   C (x32010@1) "He'll never shit solid again"
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