Ho Ho Fucking Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson Tabbed by Roj Vincent AHo (x02220@1)ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit DWe (xx0232@1)all work for Santa Claus EWeve (022100@1)had enough we quit ACos (x02220@1)we do all the fuckin work AWhile (x02220@1)he stars in the show D (xx0232@1) Stick your Christmas up yer arse E (022100@1) AHo (x02220@1)ho fuckin ho AIm (x02220@1)Rudolph and I quit DJust (xx0232@1)who does he think he is EThat (022100@1)little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh ACrackin (x02220@1)his fuckin whip AAnd (x02220@1)me stuck up the front DWith (xx0232@1)these other useless c*nts EStick (022100@1)yer Christmas up yer arse AHo (x02220@1)ho fuckin ho Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus Weve had enough we quit Cos we do all the fuckin work While he stars in the show Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho And what about us Elves Weve had enough as well Working in that freezing factory Cold as fuckin hell Working till we drop With our bollocks freezing off Stick yer Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus Weve had enough we quit Cos we do all the fuckin work While he stars in the show Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Im Santa Claus s wife I know what hes really like Sneakin into thos little kids rooms Hes a fuckin paedophile A devious old drunk And Im married to the c*nt Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Ho ho fuckin ho What a crock of shit We all work for Santa Claus Weve had enough we quit Cos we do all the fuckin work While he stars in the show Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Stick your Christmas up yer arse Ho ho fuckin ho Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)
