Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - 20 Years of Kev - Bonus live dvd
Song - Can't Say Cunt in Canada
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)

Intro c (x3101x@1)c (x3101x@1)c (x3101x@1)c (x3101x@1)R1    cAh (x3101x@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                               FSayin' (133211@1)cunt's not very nice at all,
      GNo (320003@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                 cSo (x3101x@1)I asked the shielas what they called it,
N.c.            F (133211@1)                                                              cAnd (x3101x@1)they said, "Muff, Moot, Minge, Quin, Twat, Little flower, Twinkle, Tunnel of love.
         GSo (320003@1)if ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
                               cYou (x3101x@1)gotta say it with a velvet plum.
       N.c.              cAnd (x3101x@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada.


R1    cNo (x3101x@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                FSo (133211@1)I thought I'd better ask the guys,
          GAnd (320003@1)no ya can't say cunt in Canada,
             cWhy (x3101x@1)wasn't I surprised,
                 F (133211@1)                                                          cWhen (x3101x@1)they said, "Gash, Pussy, Poontang, Beef, Curtain Burger, Gate way to her guts."

(spoken playing C) "Gateway to her guts, what was I smokin' when I wrote that one?"
R2 F (133211@1)                                                        c (x3101x@1) "Split whisker, Beaver, Long eye, Front bum, Growler, Hairy lassoo."
      GNo (320003@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                        c'Cause (x3101x@1)cunt's considered pretty fuckin' rude.


R1    cNo (x3101x@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                       FSo (133211@1)when I get to Montreal,
      GIf (320003@1)ya gonna say cunt in Canada,
                             cYa (x3101x@1)gotta say it in french as well,
               F (133211@1)                                                        cSo (x3101x@1)here goes, "Fillaploop, Larcon, President, Mitzaron, Smk Smk, Peppi la peu."
       GBut (320003@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada,
                                     c'Cause (x3101x@1)cunt's considered pretty damn rude.
N.c.                     c (x3101x@1)     cAnd (x3101x@1)ya can't say cunt in Canada.