G 
She showed up at my house at half past nine 
       C 
With a low cut dress and a bottle of wine 
    D                                  G 
She said this'd be a night you won't forget 
 
She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood 
  C 
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes 
    D                                                   G 
She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said' 
 
(Chorus) 
 

               C                             G 
Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well 
                      D                            G 
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else 
                      C                         G 
I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy 
                       C      D                     G 
Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' 
 

G 
She said she never met a man like me in her life 
    C 
Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night 
D                                             G 
I said it's nothin' personal don't take it so hard 
 
I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone 
         C 
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from 
   D                                         G 
So let me make myself clear before you go to far' 
 
(repeat Chorus) 
 
(solo) 
 
(repeat Chorus) 
               C                             G 
Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well 
                      D                            G 
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else 
                      C                         G 
I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy 
                       C      D                     G 
Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' 
                       C      D                     G 
Keep your hands off my Willie, we'll get along just fine'