Standard tuning.

Verse:
( A )                   ( E )
Dog tired, yeah, I'm wired
Up ( D ) tighter than an Estring about ( A ) to break
Taildraggin, a little ( E ) ragged
Hangin ( D ) by a thread that's ( A ) startin to fray
( D ) Just in case there ( A ) might be
Little ears around ( E )
( D ) I won't say it
( A ) I'll just spell it out( E )

Chorus:  

I feel like ( A ) pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
( D ) D?n't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice ( E ) words I can't say
Today ( D ) I feel like
( A ) Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

Verse:
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( A ) Hungover, A lot ( E ) closer
To ( D ) ringin death's door than I ( A ) was yesterday
Headachin, hands ( E ) shakin
Badly ( D ) in need of a ( A ) shower and shave
( D ) Yeah, I know I'm lookin ( A ) a little rough ( E )
The ( D ) least I can do is clean ( A ) my language up ( E )

Chorus:

I feel like ( A ) pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
( D ) D?n't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice ( E ) words I can't say
Today ( D ) I feel like
( A ) Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point



Interlude:

A/D/E/D/A

Bridge:

I ( D ) think I partied
A little ( A ) too hard last night ( E )
( D ) Let's see here now
How ( A ) do I put this right ( E )

Chorus:

I feel like ( A ) pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
( D ) D?n't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice ( E ) words I can't say
Today ( D ) I feel like
( A ) Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point


Outro: 

( D ) D?n't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice ( E ) words I can't say
Today ( D ) I feel like

( A ) Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Percentage sign, at symbol
Back-slash, squiggle thing
Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point