(A)
Dog-tired, yeah, I'm (E) wired
Up (D) tighter than an E-string about (A) to break
Tail-draggin', a little (E) ragged
Hangin' (D) by a thread that's (A) startin' to fray
(D) Just in case there (A) might be
Little ears around (E)
(D) I won't say it
(A) I'll just spell it out (E)

Chorus:  I feel like (A) pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
(D) Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice (E) words I can't say
Today (D) I feel like
(A) Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

(A) Hung-over, a lot (E) closer
To (D) ringin' death's door than I (A) was yesterday
Head-achin', hands (E) shakin'
Badly (D) in need of a (A) shower and shave
(D) Yeah, I know I'm lookin' (A) a little rough (E)
The (D) least I can do is clean (A) my language up (E)

Chorus

|A|D|E-D|A|

I (D) think I partied
A little (A) too hard last night (E)
(D) Let's see here now
How (A) do I put this right? (E)

Chorus

(D) Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice (E) words I can't say
Today (D) I feel like
(A) Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Percentage sign, at symbol
Back-slash, squiggle thing
Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point