Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb-C x 4 bum bum bum…

Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                       GNo (320003@1)ma'am i wont steal a kiss
                  Bb (x1333x@1)   CNo (x32010@1)ma'am I wont make her cry
Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                       G (320003@1)                   Bb (x1333x@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
Dm (xx0231@1)    F (133211@1)                       GYes (320003@1)sir I do well in school
            Bb (x1333x@1)    CYes (x32010@1)sir both my parents work
Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                       G (320003@1)                  Bb (x1333x@1)      CAnd (x32010@1)no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.

Dm-F-G-Bb-C x2 bum bum bum….

Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                       GPlease (320003@1)sit down I'll take your coat
                  Bb (x1333x@1)     CHave (x32010@1)some wine I'll clear my throat
Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                       G (320003@1)                      Bb (x1333x@1)   CAnd (x32010@1)whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                       GAnd (320003@1)as your eyelids gently close
                   Bb (x1333x@1)   CI'll (x32010@1)place a kiss upon your cheek
Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)                    Gm (355333@1)
And you will know for sure
 G (320003@1)          Gm (355333@1)         G (320003@1)  
That I'm the perfect gentleman
     BbI'll (x1333x@1)bake and cook and clean
BbBe (x1333x@1)the man of your dreams
ADo (x02220@1)whatever you want Christine

Bb (x1333x@1)                          FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm (xx0231@1)                      GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                       F (133211@1)                         AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                   FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm (xx0231@1)              GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls
Bb (x1333x@1)                AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all.

Dm-F-G-Bb-C x2 bum bum bum….

Dm (xx0231@1)   F (133211@1)                       GCan (320003@1)I walk to your door
        Bb (x1333x@1)    CWell (x32010@1)I insist, yes I'm sure
Dm (xx0231@1)   F (133211@1)                                 GNo (320003@1)its not that far from where I live
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)       Dm (xx0231@1)    F (133211@1)                                        Gbbbbbbbbb (320003@1)Baby can I have your number please
Bb (x1333x@1)       CHave (x32010@1)a guess, is that a tease

Dm (xx0231@1)    F (133211@1)                                   GWell (320003@1)I could try but it might be a while before I call.
            BbI (x1333x@1)spend hours by the phone

Dialing like a cone
ATill (x02220@1)I finally reached her mom.

Bb (x1333x@1)                          FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm (xx0231@1)                      GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                       F (133211@1)                         AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                   FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm (xx0231@1)              GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls
Bb (x1333x@1)                AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all.
                                     AEvery (x02220@1)trick in the book, got to learn
                                     AEvery (x02220@1)trick in the book, got to learn
                                         AEvery (x02220@1)trick in the book to get a girl hooked
                     Bb (x1333x@1)                          FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm (xx0231@1)                      GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                       F (133211@1)                         AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                   FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm (xx0231@1)              GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls
Bb (x1333x@1)                                              AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all.

Bb (x1333x@1)                          FBut (133211@1)somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                Dm (xx0231@1)                      GGuys (320003@1)with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                       F (133211@1)                         AThey (x02220@1)want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                 Bb (x1333x@1)                   FGuys (133211@1)with playboy posters on the wall
                 Dm (xx0231@1)              GGuys (320003@1)who consequently miss their calls
Bb (x1333x@1)                AUnfortunately (x02220@1)I'm not like that at all.

Dm-F-G-Bb-C x4 bum bum bum….

Bb (x1333x@1)                C (x32010@1)         Dm (xx0231@1)  
No I am not like thaat at all

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