D5                  D5
I?ve never been lucky
     G5               D

At picking up women
            G5             D

But this life that I live
         E5            A

Is not one that I choose
G5                D

She was a waitress
          G5                   D

With hair blond and curly
             G5                 D

With a pretty black dress
                A5              D

And those japanese shoes


CHORUS:
          A
                 A5
Man I need to impress her
                G5              D

?cause I?d like to undress her
              G5                     D

I need a song about sonja
                  A5           D

When I?m singing tonight
 
D
                       D5
She looked so pretty
       G5                        D

As she poured my coffee
       G5                   D

But she had her eye
             E5                 A

On my friend at the bar
        G5                      D

And I watched her watch him
        G5                      D

And I watched her thinking
G5               A5                    D

I wish her eye was on me



Chorus

        A
              A5
And if I could sing her
    G5                  D

A tender love ballad
     G5                        D

I?d hope that the audience
E5              A5
might sing along
         G5                      D

But I can?t find the right way
     G5                  D

To tell her my feelings
        G5                      D5                               A

And still make the words rhyme with sonja

             D5                  D5
No I?ve never been lucky
     G5                 D

At picking up women
              G5               D

But this life that I live
           E5             A

Is not one that I choose
G5                 D

She was a waitress
         G5                 D

Now she?s gone forever
                G5                       D

And I?m stuck with this song
            A5               D

That I never will use

                A5                 A5      

Man you need to impress her
            G5                   D

If you want to undress her
            G5                   D

Sing a song about sonja
                       A5            D

When you?re singing tonight
            G5                  D

Sing a song about sonja
                       A5            D

When you?re singing tonight