D5 I never claimed to know everything G5 D5 I ain't got no Ph-D G5 D5 But boys listen up when it comes to love E5 A5 You can learn a thing or two from me D5 I'm no expert on makin' love work G5 D5 I really can't tell you a lot G5 D5 Well I don't know how to keep a woman around E5 A5 D5 But I sure know how to run one off G5 D5 So listen to my words of no wisdom G5 D5 There's no secret to my lack of success G5 D5 E5 Once she draws the line just cross it one time G5 A5 D5 That's the way you make an ex D5 I never could spell misery to well G5 D5 But I know it ends with a Y G5 D5 Why did I do what I did when I knew E5 A5 She'd get her half and half of what's mine D5 Takes more than luck to really mess up G5 D5 It don't just hapen this way G5 D5 It took sacrifice and all my exwives E5 A5 D5 To get me where I am today G5 D5 So listen to my words of no wisdom G5 D5 There's no secret to my lack of success G5 D5 E5 Once she draws the line just cross it one time G5 A5 D5 That's the way you make an ex G5 D5 E5 Once she draws the line just cross it one time G5 A5 D5 That's the way you make an ex G5 A5 D5 That's the way you make an ex G5 A5 D5 That's the way you make an ex
