INTRO F Dm Bb Csus4 C Ooooh, Yeahhh VERSE F I almost tore your hair out Bb F For the last doll in the store Bb C But the things that once divided us Dm Don't matter any more F We showed up at your house again Bb F Singin' all our stupid songs Bb C Normally I'd hose you down Dm But now it just seems wrong CHORUS 1 Bb F Let's come together at Christmas time C Dm C Put all our differences aside Bb F One thing on which we all agree C Dm C The delicious taste of K F C Bb F A Typically I'd hate your guts Dm C Bb And I'd try to kill you but F D# One of everybody's vices Bb F Is eleven herbs and spices POST-CHORUS Dm Bb Csus4 C Ooooh, Seasoned meat VERSE F I scream and cry and then I Bb F Leave a wet spot on your knee Bb C But this year your behaviour Dm Doesn't bother me F Our over-zealous snowball fight Bb F Will cost you hundreds in repairs Bb C And 'though we'd usually sue your parents Dm Now we just don't care CHORUS 2 Bb F Let's come together at Christmas time C Dm C Put all our differences aside Bb F C Cos' one of everybody's vices Dm C Is eleven herbs and spices Bb F Eleven months a year you drive me mad A Dm C This year you don't seem so bad Bb F D# One thing on which we all agree Bb F The delicious taste of KFC CHORUS 3 (key change!) C G Let's come together at Christmas time D Em D Put all our differences aside C G D Cos' one of everybody's vices Em D Is eleven herbs and spices C G Eleven months a year you drive me mad B Em D This year you don't seem so bad C G F One thing on which we all agree C The delicious taste of KFC (and then end on a G if you want!)
