Ab5 F#5 G5 Ab5 F#5 G5 INTRO Ab5 Well I didn't mind the pimples on her behind, F#5 G5 And I didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair. Ab5 F#5 G5 But man it sure is rough, Ab5 G5 Ab5 When you are goin down on that muff, And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise... C#5 Ab5 F#5 G5 Ab5 She's got dingleberries, and funky doo doo. C#5 Ab5 Umm dingleberries, nasty poo poo, on her bo bo. Eb5 D5 C#5 D5 Look here bitch, that s***'s makin my mustache itch, Eb5 D5 C#5 Go on s***, get in there and wash your butt... Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 C#5 D5 Eb5 Now do like I say. Ab5 Well I didn't mind the tuna fish smell, And I didn't mind the flies. But I couldn't take that poo poo cake, And the burnin' in my eyes.... C#5 Ab5 Dingleberries, funky doo doo. C#5 Ab5 Oh the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo. Eb5 D5 C#5 D5 Eb5 D5 C#5 Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 C#5 D5 Eb5 alright.. Ab5 Well I got one stuck in my teeth, Another one caught in my eye. I got one under my fingernail, And I put it back in the pie. C#5 Ab5 Dingleberries, ooooh, funky doo doo. C#5 Ab5 mmmmmm , the bitch had dingleberries, nasty poo poo on her bo bo. Eb5 D5 C#5 D5 Eb5 D5 C#5 Ab5 G5 F#5 G5 Ab5 C#5 D5 Eb5 Ab5 INSTRUMENTAL (spoken) That's the dingleberry blues. *********************************************************************** b = bend p = pulloff h = hammer-on x = dead note \ = slide down *********************************************************************** INTRO Ab7 E | --9b-10p9p7h(b9)7-(b9)---------------------------4----- | B | -----------------x-(b9)-(b9)7--------------------4----- | G | -------------------------8-6-------------6b----------- | D | ------------------------------6-4-------4-6------------ | A | ---------------------------------6-4-4h6--------------- | E | ------------------------------------------------------- |
