D7                                    G
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
A7                                       D D7 
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7
It's swell to have a stiffy
     G         G7    E7
It's divine to own a dick
         A7
From the tiniest little tadger
       D       A7      D
To the world's biggest prick

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   D7                                        G
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A7                                    D A7 D
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
     D7
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
     G     G7      E7
Your Percy or your cock
        A7
You can wrap it up in ribbons
        D       A7      D
You can slip it in your sock
          C              C#?7
But don't take it out in public
             G         B7     E7
Or they will stick you in the dock
        A7    D7   G    D7 G
And you won't come back