Tabbed by: Macheeoo Tuning: Standard (For these just strum once) G Where is my heart girl C G Where is my heart G Did you throw it in a blender D Or throw it beneath the car G Did you give it to a doctor C G To dissect apart G I'm not joking anymore, girl D G -- Where is...... my heart G C G G D G x2 (Now strum a lot!) G Oh, where is my heart, girl C G Where is my heart G Did you throw it in a blender D Or throw it beneath the car G Did you give it to a doctor C G To dissect apart G I'm not joking anymore, girl D G Where is my heart G C G C G Oh where are my ears, girl C G Where are my ears G Did you go ahead and shave them off D When you shaved off my beard G You know that without them C G My head looks kinda weird G I'm not joking anymore, girl D G Where are my ears G C G C G Oh where is my heart now C G Where is my heart G Did you throw it in a blender D Or throw it beneath the car G Did you give it to a doctor C G To dissect apart G I'm not joking anymore, girl D G Where is my heart G C G C G Where is my tongue, girl C G Where is my tongue G Did you go ahead and suck it out D When you sucked out my lungs G I know that without it C G My songs cannot be sung G I'm not joking anymore, girl D G Where is my tongue G C G C G Beers, browns, and banjos C G Is that all I'll leave G I looked up to the sky and I D Got down on my knees G Oh lord for Christmas won't you C G Find me a wife G I'll play her my banjo D G She'll give me...... a life! G C G C G Oh, where is my heart, girl C G Where is my heart G Did you throw it in a blender D Or throw it beneath the car G Give it to a doctor C G To dissect apart G I'm not joking anymore, girl D (start to slow) G -- Where is..... my heart!!!
