Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways to Die
Tabbed By: Daniel Taylor
EMail: danielt88@hotmail.com

All chords are power chords

        D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)       B (x2444x@1)  Gand (320003@1)the bastard you hated the most
         D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)       B (x2444x@1)  Gwill (320003@1)stand up and give you a toast
                     D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)       B (x2444x@1)            Ghe'll (320003@1)say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"
 D (xx0232@1)                      A (x02220@1)  G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)       Athen (x02220@1)he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost

B (x2444x@1)                    Gso (320003@1)get in your car and drive real fast, 
D (xx0232@1)                             Aup (x02220@1)in the attic the with a shotgun blast, 
B (x2444x@1)                Gtake (320003@1)a bath with a clock radio
D (xx0232@1)                Avodka (x02220@1)and valium overdose
F# (244322@1)           G (320003@1)                 Ahave (x02220@1)you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die

Chords
   B (x2444x@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)  D (xx0232@1)  F#e------------------------- (244322@1)B-------------------------
G--4------------7---------
D--4---5---7----7----4----
A--2---5---7----5----4----
E------3---5---------2----

I haven't worked out the lead parts yet.