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Oh, and when will our heartbeats fall into two lines
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And the click-clack of our boot heels beat out the same time
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Oh, and when will your hand find itself in mine?
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Oh, and when will your hand find itself in mine?

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And though I don't know your real name
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Your real age, or your shoe size
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I will leave this bedroom chair
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And this keyboard behind

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And I will love you in reality and dreams
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And I will love you in reality and dreams

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And though it kills me to know
That when we are through
You go to your real lover
Who'll put real kisses on you

Oh well, an ex is about the best that I can do
Oh well, an ex is about the best that I can do

And so this lonely, lonely hull
Has no use left for living
After finding her love
In a heart so unpermitting

And I will die and never ever hold your hand
And I will die and never ever hold your hand

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But I'll kiss my lips and I'll blow it to you
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It'll be the last thing that I ever do
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And wherever you go and whatever you do
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There's a man underground that will always love you

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Oh, wherever you go and whatever you do
          A5        D5            A5           E5
There's a man underground that will always love you

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Oh, wherever you go and whatever you do
          A5        D5            A5           E5
There's a man underground that will always love you