Transposed by Louise Tammemagi Standard tuning CAPO 2 A5 F5 C5 G5 It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) A5 F5 C5 E5 corner of 4th and Fremont Street. A5 F5 C5 G5 Appealing only because they are just that unappealing, E5 A5 Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering. A5 F5 C5 G5 The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe A5 F5 C5 E5 just a dash of formaldehyde, A5 F5 C5 G5 And the habit of decomposing right before your A5 F5 C5 E5 very (lalalala) eyes. CHORUS: E5 A5 Along with the people inside F5 C5 G5 A5 F5 E5 What a wonderful caricature of intimacy A5 F5 C5 G5 A5 F5 C5 E5 Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy E5 D5 Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin A5 C5 Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie A5 F5 She's getting a job at the firm come Monday. C5 G5 The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney A5 F5 moonlighting aside, she really needs his money. C5 E5 Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy. E5 Yeah (Yeah) A5 F5 C5 G5 A5 And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that virgin F5 C5 Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business E5 A5 as he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before, F5 C5 G5 A5 after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact D5 E5 There was a terrible crash (there was a terrible crash) A5 F5 Between her and the badge C5 G5 E5 She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a purse of a different kind. CHORUS: E5 A5 Along with the people inside F5 C5 G5 What a wonderful caricature of intimacy A5 F5 C5 E5 Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy BRIDGE: E5 A5 F5 C5 There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. G5 A5 It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses A5 F5 At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains, C5 E5 And a few more of your least favorite things. A5 F5 C5 Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses G5 A5 It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses A5 F5 At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains, C5 E5 And a few more of your least favorite things. (slow down tempo) A5 F5 C5 G5 Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy A5 F5 C5 E5 Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy BRIDGE INSTRUMENTAL: A5 F5 C5 G5 A5 F5 C5 E5 BRIDGE: A5 F5 C5 Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses G5 A5 It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses A5 F5 At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains, C5 E5 And a few more of your least favorite things. A5 F5 C5 Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses G5 A5 And sleeping with the roaches and they taking best guesses A5 F5 At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains C5 G5 E5 (let ring) And a few more of your least favorite things.
