A5 Now I'm of consenting age D5 To be forgetting you in a cabaret A5 Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen D5 May even ask my name A5 As she sheds her skin on stage D5 A5 I'm sitting and sweating to a dance song on the club's PA. D5 And the strip joint veteran sits two away G5 D5 F5 Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri... A5 C5 G5 And isn't this exactly where you'd like me D5 A5 I'm exactly where you'd like me you know C5 D5 Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety A5 C5 G5 Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me D5 A5 I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know C5 D5 Praying for love in a lap dance A5 C5 G5 D5 And paying in naivety Oh, but I'm afraid that I, Well I may have faked it A5 D5 And I wouldn't be caught dead-d-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place A5 D5 Well, I'm afraid that I, That's right, well I may have faked it A5 D5 And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place A5 C5 G5 And isn't this exactly where you'd like me D5 A5 I'm exactly where you'd like me you know C5 D5 Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety A5 C5 G5 Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me D5 A5 I'm exactly where you'd like me you know C5 D5 Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety (Instrumental) A5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 Well, I'm afraid that I, Well I may have faked it A5 D5 And I wouldn't be caught dead-d-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place A5 D5 Well, I'm afraid that I, That's right, well I may have faked it A5 D5 And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place A5 C5 G5 And isn't this exactly where you'd like me D5 A5 I'm exactly where you'd like me you know C5 D5 Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety A5 C5 G5 Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me D5 A5 I'm exactly where you'd like me you know C5 D5 Praying for love in a lap dance And paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5