Am (x02210@1)                      EGive (022100@1)us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
AmForgive (x02210@1)our sins
                   F (133211@1)Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
 Am (x02210@1)                              E'Cause (022100@1)I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
 Am (x02210@1)                               F (133211@1)                                 GSo (320003@1)gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction!
G (320003@1)             AmStrike (x02210@1)up the band! 
AmWhoa-oh, (x02210@1)the conductor is begging me
ECome (022100@1)congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
F (133211@1)                                                   GNo. (320003@1)Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
G (320003@1)             AmStrike (x02210@1)up the band!
Am (x02210@1) 
Whoa-oh, the conductor is begging me
ECome (022100@1)congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
F (133211@1)                                                   GNo. (320003@1)Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
EJust (022100@1)stay where I can see you. 
          Am (x02210@1)          FDouse (133211@1)the lights!
F (133211@1)                  E (022100@1)  AmWe (x02210@1)sure are in for a show tonight

Repeat this for the rest of the song.:D