Am
Oh, Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
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And I can't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. ? ?
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"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Am
I'd chime in with a
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of poise and rationality.
Am
I'd chime in,
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of...

Am
Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way,
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I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well this calls for a toast
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So pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way,
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I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well this calls for a toast,
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So pour the champagne, pour the champagne

Am
I'd chime in with a
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of poise and rationality

Am
I'd chime in,
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"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am ? ? ? ? ? ?F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of poise and rationality
Am ? ? ?F ? ?(D)
Again...

Am
I'd chime in with a
F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?G ? ? ? Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am ? ? ? ? ? ?F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of poise and rationality

Am
I'd chime in,
F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?G ? ? ? Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am ? ? ? ? ? ?F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?D
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
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With a sense of poise and rationality
Am ? ? ?F ? ?(D)
Again...

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