F Am
    Stop stalling, make a name for yourself.

Boy you better put that pen to paper and charm your way out. 
         Dm
If you talk you better walk you better back your shit up

With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun


Am
 Start talking "a sensationalist" 

Oh he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
         Dm
If you talk you better walk you better keep your mouth shut

With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun


Em Am
   (Panic!: meet the press)
     F
It's time for us to take a chance

It's time for us to take a chance    2x


                  Am
Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine,
          C
Make us it, make us hip, make us scene
   F
Or shrug us off your shoulders

Don't approve a single word that we wrote    2x


Am F Am
       I'm burning and I'm blacking my lungs 

Boy you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue
         Dm
If you talk you better walk you better back your shit up 

With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun


Am
 Start talking "a sensationalist" 

Oh he's slightly clever to just a certain extent
  Dm   
Well keep quiet let us sing like the doves
                                                     Em
Then decide if it's done with purpose or lack thereof.


Am             Am7M
 Just for the record,
                 C/G               D 
The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
Am
A. Indifference or
  Am7M            C/G                 D
B. Disinterest in what the critics say


     F
It's time for us to take a chance

It's time for us...

Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine... 


Am
Laralaralaralara, laralara...
C
 Woo oh oh, Woo oh oh    2x

Just for the record...

Well we're just a wet dream for the webzine...

Just for the record...