This is my best guess!

Key: D minor (except vocals only on verses ["Watch your mouth..." and "That's when 
you..."], A minor)
Instruments (from Live in Denver!):
Vocals
Lead guitar
Rhythm guitar
Bass
Drum kit
Electronic drums
Synthesizer

Chords in verses are syncopated.


Intro (rhythm guitar):
Dm A Dm A


Dm                  Am
Watch your mouth, who-oh-oh
             C                       F
Because your speech is slurred and I bet you just might swallow your tongue
 Dm              Am
(I'm sure you would)
             C                        F
Want to give up the ghost with just a little more poise than that
       Dm           Am                 C
(Well, oh-oh) Was it God who choked in these situations,
F
Running late? Oh, no, he called in
       Dm         Am                      C
(Well, oh-oh) Was it God who choked in these situations,
F
Running late? Oh, no, he called in

Gm
The hospice is
      F                          C                               Gm
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest
                                    F
Sick and sad patients on first-name basis
             C              Eb
With all the top physicians

Dm              F                     Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
                    Gm                   Dm
To offset the pills, you know you should
    F
Take it a day
    Bb    Gm
At a time

Dm A Dm A

Dm             Am                                C
That's when you s-s-stuttered something profound
              F
To the support of the line
        Dm                   Am                 C
And with the way you've been talking every word
                 F
Gives you a step closer to hell
Dm              Am
That's when you s-s-stuttered something profound
C              F
To the support of the line
        Dm                   Am                 C
And with the way you've been talking every word
                 Eb
Gives you a step closer to hell

Dm              F                     Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
                    Gm                   Dm
To offset the pills, you know you should
    F
Take it a day
    Bb    Gm
At a time
Dm              F                     Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
                    Gm                   Dm
To offset the pills, you know you should
    F
Take it a day
    Bb    Gm
At a time

Gm
I Am
 F                 C              Gm
Alone in this bed, house and head
                         F
And she never fixed this
       C           Gm
But at least she...
  
I Am
 F                    C
Alone in this bedroom
    Gm              F
And she never fixed this
       Eb
But at least she... (makes me forget)

Dm              F                     Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
                    Gm                   Dm
To offset the pills, you know you should
    F
Take it a day
    Bb    Gm
At a time
Dm              F                     Bb
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes
                    Gm                   Dm
To offset the pills, you know you should
    F
Take it a day
    Bb    Gm
At a time

Gm
The hospice is
      F                          C                               Gm
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest
                                    F
Sick and sad patients on first-name basis
             C              Eb
With all the top physicians