INTRO: G VERSE 1: G C G Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing Goes Right ( G ) D Your Wife Starts Bitchin'bout Whatever It Was She Was Bitchin' About Last Night G C G So You Escape Into The Bathroom Just To Sit There On Your Thrown ( G ) D G But After You Finish Your Business The Toilet Paper's Gone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS: ( G ) C G Well It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass ( G ) D It's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back G C G You Might Get Cold Cock... If You Cross My Path ( G ) C G 'Cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 2: ( G ) C G Well I Was Runnin' Late For Work So I Poured Me Some Coffee To Go ( G ) D And Just Before I Had A Flat Tire I Spilled It All Over My Clothes G C G When The Highway Patrol Man Pulled Up I Thought That Help Was On The Way ( G ) D G But When He Saw The Tire Tool In My Hand He Shot Me With Pepper Spray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT CHORUS: 1X -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 3: ( G ) C G When I Finally Made It To Work I Was 15 Minutes Late ( G ) D I Told My Boss About The Flat Tire But He Fired Me Anyway G C G So Here I Am Out In The Parking Lot Just Waiting By His Corvette ( G ) D G I'm Gonna Give Him A Goodbye Present That He Never Will Forget -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT CHORUS: 1X -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- END ON: G
