D5                    G5          D5          
I'd much rather have frog in my throat    then a porcipine  
A5           D5                               G5 
stuck to my face     I'd much rather have a bug in my  
D5                         A5          D5 
ear     then a dog makin' love to my leg 
 
 

A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy    she say's  
                      A5 
she thinks that youre nice   but there's trouble ahead and  
 
you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly  
  D5 
advice 
 

D5     A5       D5                               A5  
Don't pet the dog  don't pet him whatever you do   'cause  
                                                      A5 
he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure  
                   D5            A5       D5       D5 
make a fool out of you    don't pet the dog  he gets it  
                G5           A5 
confused with romance  just leave him alone or the next  
                                             D5 
thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance 
    G5                       D5 
you say it's o.k.    try to push him away  whats's his  
A5                           D5          G5 
name     does he sit up and beg    you try to be cool but  
    D5                       E5                       A5 
you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg   
 

D5     A5       D5            
Don't pet the dog   he'll boo-boo all over your  
A5 
shoes     'cause he aint been fixed    and he knows some  
                 A5                      D5 
tricks that will sure make a fool out of you    
D5     A5       D5          D5                      G5 
don't pet the dog     he gets it confused with romance  
     A5 
just leave him alone    or the next thing you know  
                              D5 
he'll be asking your ankle to dance     
D5     A5       D5 
don't pet the dog