Capo III Em D My computer thinks I'm gay C I threw that piece of junk away (C) On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home Em D This is my last communiqué C Down the supper highway (C) All that I have left to say, in a single tome G I got too many friends D Too many people that I'll never meet Em And I'll never be there for C I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there Em D If I could give it all away C Would it come back to me someday? (C) Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone Em D But I've got a reason to declaim C The applications are to blame (C) For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone G I got too many friends D Too many people that I'll never meet Em And I'll never be there for C I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there G Too many friends D Too many people that I'll never meet Em And I'll never be there for C B I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there Em D My computer thinks I'm gay C What's the difference anyway C When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone G I got too many friends D Too many people that I'll never meet Em And I'll never be there for C I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there G Too many friends D Too many people that I'll never meet Em And I'll never be there for C G I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there D I'll never be there Em I'll never be there C I'll never be there Em (one strum to finish) I'll never be there
